Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Conservative Underground

I am a member of it, even if I don't sign in too often. One member recently posted the following list. I know these lists are all over the internet but this is one of my favorite yet.

Conservatives and Liberals...Random Thoughts On The Difference.

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.
If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is will take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

2 comments:

  1. excellent list and so on point!

    thanks for stopping by my blog. you have a great blog here!

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  2. I, too, am in the closet, so to speak - a member of the conservative underground... although Facebook has inspired me to be a bit more vocal because I just can't stand the comments like the peace prize praise you mentioned! Anyway, happy to have found your blog as it could be written by me - keep on writing!

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